Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a
burned out section of forest. While assessing the
damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was
dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and facemask. A post-mortem revealed
that the person died not from burns, but
from massive internal injuries.
Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators then
set about to determine how a fully clad diver ended
up in the middle of a forest fire. It was revealed that on
the day of the fire, the person went for a diving
trip off the coast some 20 miles from the forest.
The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as
quickly as possible, called in a fleet of
helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was
dipped from the ocean and then flown to the forest fire and emptied.
You guessed it. One minute our diver
was making like Flipper in the Pacific. The
next he was doing the breaststroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.
Apparently he
extinguished exactly 5'10" of the fire. Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.
(This article was taken from a California newspaper)
STILL THINK YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DAY?
A woman came home to find her husband in the
kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a
wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly
current she whacked him with the plank of wood that
held the door open, breaking his arm in two places.
Until that moment he had been happily listening to his
Walkman.
(From a Nevada newspaper)
JUST REMEMBER, IT COULD BE WORSE.....
Iraqi
terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a
letter bomb. It came back with "return
to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting what it was, he opened it and was blown to bits.
(From a French newsletter)
AND
FINALLY.....
A man was working on his motorcycle on
his patio and his wife was in the kitchen. The man
was revving the engine on the motorcycle when it accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still
holding onto the handlebars, was dragged
through the glass patio doors along with the motorcycle and dumped onto the floor inside the house.
The wife
heard the crash and ran into the dining room
and found her husband lying on the floor, cut and bleeding.
The motorcycle running next to
him. The wife ran to the phone and summoned the
ambulance.
Because they lived on a fairly busy street, the
wife went down the several flights of stairs
to the curb to escort the paramedics to her husband.
After the ambulance arrived and transported the man to the hospital,
the wife up righted the motorcycle
and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas was spilled on the hardwood floor, the wife got some
paper towels, blotted up the petrol, and
threw the towels in the toilet.
The man was treated and released to come home. Upon arriving home,
he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He became
despondent, went to the bathroom, sat down on the
toilet and smoked a cigarette.
After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the
toilet bowl while seated. The wife, who was
in the kitchen, heard the loud explosion and her husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her
husband lying on the floor.
His trousers had been
blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs, and his groin. The
wife again ran to the phone to call the ambulance.
The very same paramedic crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street.
The paramedics
loaded the husband on to the stretcher and
began carrying him to the ambulance. While they were going down
the stairs, one of the paramedics asked
how he had burned himself.
She told them and
the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them slipped
and tipped the stretcher, dumping the husband out.
He fell down the remaining stairs and broke his arm,
shoulder, both wrists and six ribs.
(From a Florida
Newspaper.)
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