American Red, White & Blue
burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight
around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD
player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice
echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked
his flashlight off and froze. When he heard nothing more
after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation
after the next big score, then clicked the light back on and
began searching more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo
out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he
heard, "Jesus is watching you. " Totally rattled,
he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source
of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his
flashlight beam came to rest
on a parrot.
you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to
warn you. " The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who
do you think you are any way?"
Replied the bird.
"Moses" the burglar
"What kind of stupid people would name a
The bird promptly answered: "The
same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'!
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