A
little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will
need
to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in
a chat
room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom
and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked in a secluded room,
where your mother agreed to do a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither
one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to
hit the delete button, Nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up
appeared and said:
You've
got Male."
