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An atheist was taking a
walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What
powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to
himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a
rustling in the bushes behind him.
He turned to look and saw
a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he
could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that
the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder
again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping
frantically, and he tried to run even faster.
He tripped and fell on the
ground. When he rolled over to pick himself up, he saw the
bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw
and raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant,
the atheist cried out: "Oh my God!" Time stopped.
The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light
shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky:
"You deny My
existence for all of these years, teach others I don't
exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you
expect Me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count
you now as a believer?
The atheist looked
directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of
me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but
perhaps You could you make the BEAR a Christian?"
said the voice.
The light went out, and
the sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped
his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head
and spoke: "Lord, bless this food which I am about to
receive and for which I am truly thankful."
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