A
priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best
positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked
nearby. "Kneeling is definitely the best way to
pray," the priest said.
"No," said the
minister. "I get the best results standing with my
hands outstretched to Heaven."
"You're both
wrong," the guru said. "The most effective prayer
position is lying down on the floor."
The repairman
could contain himself no longer. "Hey, fellas," he
interrupted. "The best prayin' I ever did was when I
was hangin' upside down from a telephone pole."
