A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the
town's annual 4th of July picnic. Being old friends, they
began their usual banter. "This baked ham
is really delicious," the priest teased the
rabbi. "You really ought to try it. I know it's
against your religion, but I can't understand why
such a wonderful food should be forbidden! You don't
know what you're missing. You just haven't lived
until you've tried Mrs. Hall's prized Virginia Baked
Ham. Tell me, Rabbi, when are you going to break
down and try it?"
The rabbi looked at the priest with a big grin, and
said, "At your wedding."
