American Red, White & Blue
in the CSC "Inspirational
Three doctors are waiting in line to get into the pearly
gates. St. Peter walks out and asks the first one, "What
have you done to enter Heaven?"
"I am a pediatrician and have brought thousands of the
Lord's babies into the world." "Good enough to
enter the gates," replied St. Peter and in he goes.
The same question is asked of the second doctor. "I am a
general practitioner and go to Third World countries three
times a year to cure the poor." St. Peter is impressed
and allows him through the gates.
The third doctor steps up in line and knowing the question,
blurts out, "I am a director of a HMO."
Peter meditates on this for a while and then says, "Fine,
you can enter Heaven...but only for 2 days."
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